Friday, September 16, 2005
what did you say joycelyn? " such a bitch " ? joycelyn joycelyn joycelyn.. don't be so vulgar! (: oh please. be a lil more ' shu nu ' like. AHEM* -flips hair-
oh i pray for my pretty little hair. i hope joycelyn doesn't burn it? cause if she does i'm gonna pluck her hair off one strand at a time. till she has no more hair left. heh heh heh.... -evil laugh- wait till i learn how to use photoshop! all you admirers out there! you'll be the 2nd to see a botak joycelyn! (i'm the first to see. duh.)
i just saw this ladys hair. its like sooooo pretty ! her curls and all. like. WHOA. *jealous. but won't curls make your face look bigger? my face is already sooo huge. rarr.
i have a new motivation. TO GO TO JAPAN! i heard they have lots of face slimming products. why can't marie france bodyline have a slimming face course? such asses. there are like people like me alright! who so happens to have BIG, ROUND faces.
can't anyone teach me how to use photoshop!
okay people! STORY TIME!
once, long long ago, joycelyn lived. she was born with BEAUTIFUL nice curls. she loved her curls so much, more than anything else on earth. including her hemsome lil boyfriend. but because her boyfrind loved her sooo much, he felt that maybe, just maybe, joycelyn would love him more if he was uglier. so, he decided to go for extreme makeover. he removed his nose, plucked off all his eye brows, knocked off his two front teeth.he wanted to gouge off his eyeballs, but decided against it because then, he wouldn't be able to see his beauuuutiful lil joycelyn! and that would definitely be disastrous. so anyways. after that, he went for face blackening. (the opposite of face whitening. can yall see how much he loved joycelyn now?) so. after months of recuperation, he became the ugliest man on earth. so disfigured, beyond your imagination. joycelyn, having not seen him for months, started to miss him. she dreamt of him where ever she went. she started to love him more each day, until finally one day, SHE LOVED HIM MORE THAN HOW SHE USED TO LOVE HER CURLS! the big day arrived, joycelyn finally met her beloved boyfriend. but when she saw him. omfg! he was awful! so she decided to kill him. THE END!
moral of the story?
NEVER HAVE GORGEOUS CURLS! (:
AND NEVER BE UGLY.
and this is debbie's nonsense as usual pls! (:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLE.
12:34 PM
My Sexy Kisses!